I have this tendency to assume that anyone dressed really ridiculously or does things I don’t understand are actually really smart and are just doing it to fuck with people. 

Like this girl in my stats class that’s classic middle school goth

I think she might be the smartest person in the class and I kinda want to be best friends with her. 

Or that short girl that randomly wants to get a meal

I think she’s just fucking with me and her whole “eat something with me” thing is just a giant inside joke between her and her best friend

I really hope that goth girl is actually cool but I don’t care enough to get to know her